Forking out another $3.00 from my wallet, I give my money to the cashier. “Man $3 bills for a Frappuccino.” Shaking my head, “Gosh this stuff is expensive.” I said to no one in particular. As I get into the car, a light bulb comes on and the gears start turning. “Ya know what I’ma gonna do. I’ll make my own. It has to be cheaper.”
Later that day as I purchase the components to make my favorite drink, I realize how expensive the ingredients are. And the different varieties to, which ones do I choose?
I decided on a regular grown roast with 50% caffeine, why, not sure. Then I found a creamer with a chocolate flavor, like Mocha, see, my favorite flavor. I have sugar at home. Rubbing my hands together, I am brilliant.
Arriving at home, I put my plan in action. First Batch… Whewww, way too strong. “I‘d like to see the Gnomes taste this?” I said, anyway I get three Frappuccino’s out of the batch at a fraction of the cost. Saving the glass Frappuccino bottles from Starbucks I fill them up and store them in the fridge.
Next day I bring my new concoction to the office. Some time during the day I had to leave my desk and was in the other room. On my way back I hear coughing. Now mind you I’m in the office alone. It’s the Gnomes. I ran back to my desk? Little drops of iced coffee on my desk and drips from the glass bottle. He he he he he. My laughter rings out. “Think you can handle my strong coffee?”
Silence.
“Don’t touch my coffee” You’d think because it was too strong they would stop?
Until next time.
Later that day as I purchase the components to make my favorite drink, I realize how expensive the ingredients are. And the different varieties to, which ones do I choose?
I decided on a regular grown roast with 50% caffeine, why, not sure. Then I found a creamer with a chocolate flavor, like Mocha, see, my favorite flavor. I have sugar at home. Rubbing my hands together, I am brilliant.
Arriving at home, I put my plan in action. First Batch… Whewww, way too strong. “I‘d like to see the Gnomes taste this?” I said, anyway I get three Frappuccino’s out of the batch at a fraction of the cost. Saving the glass Frappuccino bottles from Starbucks I fill them up and store them in the fridge.
Next day I bring my new concoction to the office. Some time during the day I had to leave my desk and was in the other room. On my way back I hear coughing. Now mind you I’m in the office alone. It’s the Gnomes. I ran back to my desk? Little drops of iced coffee on my desk and drips from the glass bottle. He he he he he. My laughter rings out. “Think you can handle my strong coffee?”
Silence.
“Don’t touch my coffee” You’d think because it was too strong they would stop?
Until next time.
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